liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(via hate)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via comic-dans)

ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via allantruong)