thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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(via huffledpuff)

chekhov:

I wanna be one of those people who’s drunk all the time but I’m rich so everyone ignores it

(via oscareleven)

gorlt:

What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée? 

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(via lindsaylohangmyself)

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

(via leave-tender-footsteps)